{"id":13983,"date":"2016-09-22T11:11:48","date_gmt":"2016-09-22T15:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/multi.nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/the-keys-to-happiness-a-free-party-piano-that-you-can-literally-fill-with-beer\/"},"modified":"2016-09-22T11:11:48","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T15:11:48","slug":"the-keys-to-happiness-a-free-party-piano-that-you-can-literally-fill-with-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/the-keys-to-happiness-a-free-party-piano-that-you-can-literally-fill-with-beer\/","title":{"rendered":"The keys to happiness: a free \u2018party\u2019 piano that you can literally fill with beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t your mother&#8217;s grand piano. via Craigslist Holiday party season is upon us. Between Halloween,\u00a0Thanksgiving, Christmas and all those Jewish ones, competition runs especially high for house parties this time of year. So if you&#8217;re planning on entertaining guests in your derelict Brooklyn abode\u00a0this holiday season then you&#8217;d better be making it look classy as all fuck. Don&#8217;t know where to look for\u00a0that next-level party decor?\u00a0Here&#8217;s a start:\u00a0someone in Williamsburg is giving away\u00a0a grand piano that&#8217;s been gutted and refinished to hold beer.\u00a0 According to the\u00a0ad, posted to Craigslist, this\u00a0grand piano has been emptied of its insides for\u00a0&#8220;party use.&#8221; Party is right, since we count about 100 beers in that grand piano. It goes without saying that this neat and elegant alcohol container beats your punch bowls, your styrofoam coolers from CVS, your bathtub full of ice and your\u00a0questionable BYOB donation tables combined. There are obviously a lot of other things an empty&hellip; Read More<\/p>\n<p>The keys to happiness: a free \u2018party\u2019 piano that you can literally fill with beer : <a href=\"http:\/\/brokelyn.com\/keys-happiness-party-piano-can-literally-fill-beer\/\">Brokelyn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t your mother&#8217;s grand piano. via Craigslist Holiday party season is upon us. 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