{"id":12771,"date":"2016-08-05T19:13:12","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T23:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/multi.nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/how-to-settle-the-jorts-vs-cargo-shorts-debate-once-and-for-all\/"},"modified":"2016-08-05T19:13:12","modified_gmt":"2016-08-05T23:13:12","slug":"how-to-settle-the-jorts-vs-cargo-shorts-debate-once-and-for-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/how-to-settle-the-jorts-vs-cargo-shorts-debate-once-and-for-all\/","title":{"rendered":"How to settle the jorts vs. cargo shorts debate once and for all"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ask a dog: jorts, or cargo shorts? Photo via @radswagg on Instagram. On Monday, writer Nicole Hong penned a piece for the Wall Street Journal about how women are fed up with their husbands wearing cargo shorts. This stirred up controversy among readers, igniting\u00a0the Cargo Shorts Wars of 2016,\u00a0as Hong is calling them, which only further escalated on Twitter after this Washington Post hot take\u00a0shed light on the\u00a0country-wide schism that exists between jorts people and cargo shorts people. We at Brokelyn expressed ages ago that we are pro-jorts. We&#8217;ve taken a firm stance and there&#8217;s nothing that could sway us. But for those of you who are still up in arms about what you should or shouldn&#8217;t stick your legs into, might we suggest looking to man&#8217;s best friend for guidance, as has been humanity&#8217;s pastime for tens of thousands of years? Ask yourself, what side would a\u00a0dog take in this hot&hellip; Read More<\/p>\n<p>How to settle the jorts vs. cargo shorts debate once and for all : <a href=\"http:\/\/brokelyn.com\/jorts-vs-cargo-shorts-on-dogs\/\">Brokelyn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask a dog: jorts, or cargo shorts? 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