{"id":12417,"date":"2016-07-25T18:42:32","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T22:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/multi.nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/brooklyn-woman-absolutely-frappes-guy-who-dumped-her-with-worlds-best-craigslist-blender-ad\/"},"modified":"2016-07-25T18:42:32","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T22:42:32","slug":"brooklyn-woman-absolutely-frappes-guy-who-dumped-her-with-worlds-best-craigslist-blender-ad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/brooklyn-woman-absolutely-frappes-guy-who-dumped-her-with-worlds-best-craigslist-blender-ad\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooklyn woman absolutely frappes guy who dumped her with world\u2019s best Craigslist blender ad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Life is a grind. Via Craigslist. Maybe you’re about to dump someone but it’s their birthday and you feel bad. So you, a true gentlebro for the ages, decide to buy her a Vitamix blender \u2014 and what a nice blender it is! \u2014 as a parting gift.\u00a0This is a terrible idea, as evidenced\u00a0in this Craigslist ad a Brooklyn woman posted a few days ago, in which she absolutely frappes, shreds, purees and ice crushes the corporate lawyer who did this to her. It opens with the caveat “never date a corporate lawyer” and goes on to include tidbits like this: “He clearly wants to break up, but makes you do it. It’s the day after your birthday. A few days later, this Vitamix arrives at your door. Either he wants you back, or he does not understand the human species.” She’s selling the blender for about $50 less than Amazon, which ain’t… Read More<\/p>\n

Brooklyn woman absolutely frappes guy who dumped her with world\u2019s best Craigslist blender ad : Brokelyn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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