{"id":11959,"date":"2016-07-06T15:13:06","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T19:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/multi.nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/watch-dive-into-the-terrifying-world-of-brooklyn-punk-speed-dating-with-the-hard-times\/"},"modified":"2016-07-06T15:13:06","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T19:13:06","slug":"watch-dive-into-the-terrifying-world-of-brooklyn-punk-speed-dating-with-the-hard-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nycnewsnetwork.com\/brooklynbuzz\/watch-dive-into-the-terrifying-world-of-brooklyn-punk-speed-dating-with-the-hard-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Dive into the terrifying world of Brooklyn punk speed dating with the Hard Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> It is a matter of fact that the only decent non-Onion parody websites\u00a0are Reductress, The Hard Times and Breitbart.com.\u00a0While Reductress spoofs women&#8217;s magazines and Breitbart\u00a0publishes bonkers fake headlines no one would actually believe like &#8220;Big Bang Actress Takes Heat for July 4th Photo of Dogs Sitting on American Flag,&#8221; the Hard Times is all about fake news that slam dances into\u00a0the punk, hardcore, headbanging side of our heart. Headline highlights of late include: &#8220;Neftock, Master of Darkness, Agrees to Cover Shift at 7-11&#8221; and &#8220;Local Punk Would Like to Direct Your Attention to Even Bigger Tragedy.&#8221; The site, which was founded by two West Coast writers and comedians, yesterday\u00a0released one of its\u00a0first videos and it&#8217;s a funny look at\u00a0punk speed dating (and basically, dating in New York overall). It was filmed right here in Brooklyn at heavy metal dive Saint Vitus in Greenpoint, with external shots at Angry Wade&#8217;s in Carroll&hellip; Read More<\/p>\n<p>Watch: Dive into the terrifying world of Brooklyn punk speed dating with the Hard Times : <a href=\"http:\/\/brokelyn.com\/punks-not-dead-but-it-is-lonely\/\">Brokelyn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> It is a matter of fact that the only decent non-Onion parody websites\u00a0are Reductress, The Hard Tim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5893,"featured_media":11960,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[2729],"class_list":["post-11959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-brokelyn"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v23.4 (Yoast SEO v26.6) - 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